I Officially Quit You... MTV Teen Shows

Number One - I fully recognize that I am WAY too old to watch this stuff. But, for some reason, I still tuned in to the season premiere of The Hills and The City on MTV last night. I'm so embarrassed that I even admit this to the public. Mainly I watch it because it's been slightly entertaining. Not anymore. It's horrible. They are obviously trying too hard to make some sort of crazy drama happen. I can't do it anymore. I officially quit MTV and it's crazy teen antics. It's been a long time coming, but I have grown up. Reality TV on Bravo is so much better anyway......

Breakfast of Champions

I crack myself up most of the time. I am completely brain dead - COMPLETELY. How do I know this? Well let me tell you a little story.....

I had to go to Walgreens this morning to drop off a prescription. As I am on my way, I think to myself, "I should stop at Sonic and eat breakfast since I didn't eat anything this morning." So I go about my business, get my french toast sticks and orange juice and happily eat away. After that, I head to Walgreens, drop off my prescription and head to work. Once I get to work, I realize, not only did I have wonderful Sonic for breakfast, I also had eaten cereal and toast at the house before I left.

How does one forget that they already ate breakfast?! Seriously?!

Grrrr

Let me first start by saying how excited I am that we are having this child and I can't wait to hold him, kiss him, love on him, teach him and watch him grow.

However......

I REALLY HATE FEELING LIKE THIS!!!! I can't sleep, I can't get comfortable, I cry all of the time, I hate not being in control. I hate being a total and complete insecure wreck. I'm sure my husband is ready for normal Anna Leigh to come back. Not for a while - Horrible, terrible Anna Leigh is here to stay for a while - deal with it.

Boo.....

It's Always Sunny.....In Philadelphia

Do you watch this show? It's genius. Beyond genius. It's the one thing that Tom and I both truly love together....oh yeah...besides this kid. We have found passion for each other and for life because of this amazing 30 minutes of television each week. If you don't watch it, you are missing out. If you have watched it and hated it, you are no longer cool in my book. Is it offensive? Yes. Is it wrong? On so many levels. Why do we love it so much? Because we are sick individuals. I want to live at Paddy's and hang out with the Gang....I think me and Sweet Dee could be great friends. Anyway - if you don't watch it - it comes back on tonight, so watch it. You'll love it....

Nesting

I'm guessing that is what I am going through right now - and my husband thinks I'm crazy. Do you even know how many bags of crud I have thrown out of our house? I look like a mad woman. The house can't get clean enough - in fact I have a meeting with a housekeeper tonight to see if she can help me out. How do two people accumulate this much crap?! It's ridiculous. Why have I saved shopping bags from Neiman Marcus? Can someone please tell me why I need to save this before? My house is going to be very empty by the time I'm done with it. For real. Tom just needs to stay out of my way.....

Baby Marshall - 26 Weeks

Marshall is movin' and shakin' - already weighing 2 pounds, 4oz. The doctor said he'll probably be big in the end - Yikes! It's cool all you can see. You can even see him moving his mouth!

Sleep....Where are you?

I know you aren't supposed to get sleep after the baby comes, but what about before? Why have I stopped sleeping now? I need my beauty rest...these bags under my eyes are NOT attractive...no matter how much concealer I apply. Let's take out the snoring husband and dogs factor, add a kicking baby and just plain insomnia and you get me. I've done so good not drinking any caffeine at all and I am close to the breaking point. I find myself just staring at my computer screen at work, only to be snapped back to reality by a ping from an IM from Kathy. Even if this kid wasn't kicking, I've just stopped needing to sleep around 3am. Thank god for TBS and their random movies and Saved by the Bell reruns. They haven't let me down yet. Now it's back to staring at nothingness......

Hello Stretch Marks....

I hate you. I thought we had gotten along so well. 24 weeks had gone by and you hadn't bothered me yet. I thought we were friends. I guess we aren't. I will do everything in my power to kill you. It's a war you aren't going to win. Please go away before something bad happens to you.