Happy Birthday to Two of my Favorite Gals

I love you both and am so thankful for our friendship. Over these last 9 years (yes Kathy...it's been 9 years since I infamously did the helicopter with the shell of my shirt at the Tumbleweed and made out with Bonnie's crush in the back seat of her car...not one of my finer moments in life) you two have really helpe me become the person who I am today and I am so thankful to have you both in my lives. Amanda - you will have the cutest little nose this weekend and Kathy - I hope your bday celebrations are filled with love and laughter. You two deserve all that you can have and more! Love you both!!

Half Way There....

20 weeks down.....20 weeks to go. I'm so impatient. It takes FOREVER to make a kid....

Kid to Kid - I heart you

I found my new love...hopefully it will be an everlasting love. I was early getting to my parents house yesterday and I saw this store across the street from their neighborhood that I have always wanted to stop and take a look around. It's a magical place. It's a second hand kid store and I'm in love. I bought 6 outfits that still had the tags on them for $21.65 yesterday - 6 complete outfits that had never been worn! I feel like I won the lottery. I will be shopping there from now on. I see no reason to pay full price for something the kid is going to wear for all of 5 seconds before he grows out of them. This is amazing.

Yes, I know they are HUGE

SO STOP STARING!!! News Flash - I have huge boobs. This does not give you permission to stare at them without consequences. I'm pregnant - give me a break. Yes, I do realize that I can't hide two things the size of watermelons on my chest. Yes, I know they are probably the same size as Dolly Parton's. No, I don't care to talk about it with you, my three male coworkers. Seriously - why is this an okay discussion for people to bring up to me at work all of the time? I don't talk about your expanding beer belly or small male genitalia. I guess since you bring up my boob size 18 times a day, maybe I should start. Tell me how comfortable that would make you.

Off my soap box now....

My Little Cowboy

Look at this little cute outfit for my future Cowboy. How could I not purchase this? Whether he likes it or not, little Marshall will be attending OSU. If he even THINKS about OU, there will be consequences. Just kidding....maybe. There was also this one for when he's a bit older...

Again....I know...I'm out of control. These were just too cute!

Thank You, Kathy

I am out of control. At least I admit it. It's not news to most of you. Just a little bit ago, Kathy helped me come to the conclusion that I needed to have a fashionable diaper bag. I mean, who doesn't? Because I know that is the first thing people are going to notice about me carrying around this little boy - What kind of diaper bag does she have? Well, here you go folks

A lovely Kate Spade Nylon Abigail Baby Bag will make my life complete. Thank goodness I paid for the overnight shipping....because, if you are keeping up - I NEED IT NOW! I like that it says it has two exterior pockets for your wine bottles....I mean, baby bottles. Well, maybe one for a small personal wine bottle and one for a baby bottle....even it out a bit.

Now, when people look at me and I look like crap because I haven't slept in days and my kid is crying and I look disgusting, they will think I am amazing because I have a fashionable diaper bag. Need I say more?

What is in a name?

Holy crap! Now we have to name this little boy?! I didn't realize how hard this task would be. Everything we think of, we can think of some drug dealer, weirdo or strange person that has that name. The one name I liked, Tom informed me that the leader of the swingers in Spearman was named that. They have swingers in Spearman? Are there enough people to go around? I thought most people there were bible beaters, how do they have a swinger population? I digress...

Anyway, I'm actually quite proud of the Hubby. I thought he was going to want some boring popular name, but I have been mistaken. He actually came up with cool ones. But, again, remembered that most of them were drug dealing swinger weirdos. So we've narrowed it down to one name....and I'm taking today to really think about it. This is the name that will stick with this kid FOREVER... and that freaks me out. I'm even scared to type it because that makes it so forever.....Marshall William Kirk*

*The user of this blog is allowed to change her mind if she wants to with no judgement